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1000 words: Welcome to Albemarle County; F*CK Trump

| August 3, 2017 | 5 Comments
1000 words: Welcome to Albemarle County; F*CK Trump

With all the talk of entrance corridors in Albemarle County, and the ongoing governmental concern for what visitors see as they enter the county, somehow the Architectural Review Board missed this, spotted near Rio Hill Shopping Center:

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1000 words: Charlottesville is for A**holes

| July 22, 2017 | 2 Comments
1000 words: Charlottesville is for A**holes

This Subaru, spotted recently in an urban Charlottesville neighborhood, boldly expresses the sentiments of a growing segment of C-villians. Any doubt as to what riles the owner?

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1000 words: Charlottesville Police use forbidden “Lee” and “Jackson” park names

| July 7, 2017 | 6 Comments
1000 words: Charlottesville Police use forbidden “Lee” and “Jackson” park names

Lee Park and Jackson Park—the “offensive” names that shall remain forevermore unspoken—have appeared in a July 8 City Police Department press release. Surely someone in the Charlottesville Police hierarchy must pay the price for this grievous error.

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1000 Words: President Trump repeatedly dissed at Charlottesville Wegmans

| April 11, 2017 | 5 Comments
1000 Words: President Trump repeatedly dissed at Charlottesville Wegmans

Following the November 2016 presidential elections, The Schilling Show has received multiple reports of Trump-branded wine bottles being turned backwards on the shelves at the Charlottesville Wegmans grocery store, so that the Trump label is not visible. Wegmans management says this subtle vandalism is the work of customers and that most patrons appreciate the store […]

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1000 words: Signs of intolerance

| October 2, 2016 | 1 Comments
1000 words: Signs of intolerance

In the liberal Democrat mecca known as Charlbemarle, peaceful political coexistence seemingly is one-sided. (Photo: October 2, 2016 at the entrance to Carrsbrook.)

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