The Blue Spade (aka Scott Bandy) strikes again, this time, sharing his take on The Vapors’ racially insensitive, Turning Japanese. Retitled, Voting Defacto, this politically insensitive parody of Charlottesville’s corrupt and predictable Democrat electorate, originally was performed June 10, 2013 on WINA’s The Schilling Show.

Click below to listen:

[audio: http://schillingshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bandy-voting-defacto.mp3]

 

Voting Defacto 
(to the tune of Turning Japanese)

I have your brochure
you handed me
Just like the others
I threw away

You know you want
my vote so badly just for free

Oh it’s in serif
and font that’s wide

You claim that you have
Nothing to hide
But no one’s transparent as often as implied

Your dossier now
Your dossier now
Each Candidate has hundreds all to plug themselves

You want a voter
to push poll *lit’ (* literature)
along on telephone or online as well 

That’s why the votings up
or votings down
or votings in
or votings out

To voting DEFACTO
Again to voting DEFACTO
Once more again so

Voting DEFACTO
Again to voting DEFACTO
Once more again so

To voting DEFACTO
Again to voting DEFACTO
Once more again so

Voting DEFACTO
Again to voting DEFACTO
Once more again so

Richards, Daugherty, Waters
Car-ra-vat-tii,
Slaughter, Taliferro
and Brown, who’ll get their endorse

Everyone around is set to vote and kowtow
Everyone is set to vote pure party line now
EVERYONE

Domo arigato, Mr. Elector

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