The Ballad of Norrishood and Szakos

Buying votes with taxpayer money is nothing new in machine politics, but in Charlottesville, central party Democrats have raised political bribery to an art form.

Here, for your listening pleasure, is an exclusive, special production of The Schilling Show: The Ballad of Norrishood and Szakos.

The song chronicles the political chicanery employed by Dave Norris, Kristin “let them eat pizza” Szakos (aka the Moat Monster) and scores of Charlottesville Democrat predecessors in their quest for political power. Click below to listen:

Norrishood and Szakos
Runnin’ through the city
Laughin’ back and forth about
how to buy some votes

Takin’ from the middle class
And giving to the rich class
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a hoax

Never ever thinkin’ bout that takin’ money’s stealin’
They were cookin’ up another charade
Never dreamin’ that a schemin’ talk host and his posse
Were a watchin’ every move that they made

Norrishood and Szakos
Runnin’ through the city
Jumping up and down and droppin’
hundred dollar bills

Contemplatin’ nothin’
but just getting reelected
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a thrill
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly what a thrill